Conservative Black Woman: See What Happens When You Cast Your Pearls to Swine....

Thursday, May 15, 2008

See What Happens When You Cast Your Pearls to Swine....

Well yesterday I send out a silly little joke which wasn't even very funny to a few of the most arrogant men I know and look what I started:

This is the stupid joke.... thereafter the debacle with my "poor deceived friend - (PDF)"

CBW : Slightly blasphemous but funny none the less.

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but
I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be
our little secret ..... you know, woman-to-woman."

PDF: Hey, your not going to heaven with lies like this.

CBW: Well I conceded that it was blasphemous but I'm sure God has a sense of humor.

PDF : Is past life regression blasphemous? Am I going to hell? Will you save me?

CBW: I'm not sure if it's blasphemous but I will get back to you on that. Are you going to hell? not my call. Will I save you? I can't save you but Jesus can, if you spent as much time in the Bible rightly dividing the word of truth as you spend in your new age literature you may be surprised at how intelligent God is.

PDF: I do spend time on the bible cause God IS NEW AGE. God is everything, and New Age is based on biblical teachings. So maybe I will be saved.

CBW: My poor deceived friend. Please read the attached as soon as possible....then let's reason together. (I attached literature about the spiritual dangers of the new age movement)

PDF: Get some sleep tonight. You need a break. Clearly you lack the will to reason and to know the "truth" as it is as plain as day.

CBW: The Truth is between Genesis and Revelation and you are right it is as plain as day. Too bad you are afraid of the light. I never tire of reasoning with anyone from the scriptures. If it's not in scripture it's not relevent to my life because I am a child of the KING!!!!! Not a child of the darkness and would love for you to join my family --- you should become a King's Kid!!!!!!

PDF: I have seen and been "Embraced by the Light" I too am a child of the most high. I wish you could experience it, but you seek sin.

Well, there you have it folks the Conservative Black Woman seeks sin because she rejects past life regression and new age ideology. Oh yeah, as if you couldn't guess PDF is a liberal. As you can see PDF certainly has a liberal definition of God because according to PDF God is... I can't even bring myself to rewrite it.

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Don't let the title of this blog deceive you. Yes, I'm a Conservative Black Woman -- Not to be confused with Republican Black Woman. At this point I am in fact a Political Atheist. I believe with every fiber of my being that America is no longer a Constitutional Republic but rather a Corporate Fascist Oligarchy. Our Presidents are just the puppets, tools, spokespersons for the Powers that Be...Council of Foreign Relations and various other NGO's who are beholden to the International Banking Cabal. No, I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist -- I am a Conspiracy Researcher and I'd advise you to do the same. Who said "I would not have you ignorant?" Yes, that's my "handler" for all of those who think I have one. Over the course of writing this blog. My paradigm has shifted ENTIRELY. Yes, the paragraph below still applies but the Left\Right, Democrat\Republican head fake no longer applies to me. I WOKE UP!!!!

"I am fed up with what has happening within the black community. Too many of our families are broken, too many of us are morally degenerate and too many of us are willing to blame all of our pathology on slavery, George Bush, the Republican party or anything but our failures as Parents, Husbands, Wives and Christians."

My Favorite Quotations.....

Truth is scarcely found. But integrity and truth are hardly found within the Black population as a whole at least not where it involves black people. Most blacks have pledged allegiance to their blackness, not truth, not to America, not even to God as many profess. Integrity and truth has to go out the window if it somehow poses a threat to the "positive" image of blackness. ~Anonymous

Regarding Obama's hit on Gadhafi's family: "He's spineless and shameless, except when his masters unleash him on people of color. Then he becomes a pit bull--a real life Sambo/Quimbo doing the dirty work of Simon Legree. TPTB knew exactly what they were doing when they "selected" Obama to manage their psychopathocracy." ~ Makheru Bradley

"Whenever I hear cats start talking that "community" shit I know they are not serious. No one is accountable in conversations about "da community". That "we as a people"... Plantation Negro segmentation nonsense is Kool-Aid left over from the 70's. It perpetuates the illusion that there is even such a thing as a "black community". There aint no "community" and hasn't been in 40 years. Most Negros don't even know their neighbors."The only effective group is FAMILY. Families are the cells of a society. Destruction of the cell is cancer. An effective institution, expectation and habit of marriage is the antidote." ~Denmark Vesey(A Bloggin' Beast!!!!)

The irony of having an economic system that you hate be the source of your entitlement that is in excess of your productive capacity. -- Constructive Feedback (Blogger Extraordinaire)

Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion – in the long run, these are the only people who count. -Robert A. Heinlein

Illumination of the above Frederick Douglass quote by blogger extraordinaire Constructive Feedback

With all due respect to this great I am not sure that he could have imagined the day where:

"Non-justice" is delivered by the hands of favorable officials with racial diversity that realize "Black on Black violence" is not seen as "violent" as other modalities
Where allowing "ignorance to prevail" is a favorable strategy for the retention of power by those who position themselves as saviors
Where "conspiracy theories" are effective tools to allow people to remain unified against an external threat - even when it has moved away and they are all by themselves - otherwise having to manage the human resources before them toward a more conscious end.

In this environment - Robbery, the oppression of intimidation, and degradation put in the form of a music genre lead to an inevitable condition of insecurity for persons and property.